ashas-dollhouse:

Karma, as much as I wouldn’t care if you were arrested, you’re underage and if you go out like this, you may be stopped, because you’re acting like a lunatic, and then you’ll be arrested. Let him work he’s busy being a hooker.

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No, no, no Scotty I’ll be fine. I’ll have Harmony drive me. I’ll be totally fine, look I’m chill. 

ashas-dollhouse:

Oh…oh. The um, the stuff that kind of looks like a cigarette! Jackson told me I wasn’t allowed to tell Asha he did that. But I guess everyone already knows about it. Um, so that’s a stoner. So do people…do those cigarette things in your store then?

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He told you to lie to Asha? Not cute Jacks, I’ll kick his butt for that. No um they don’t do that in the store, they smoke outside and they come in high a lot. 

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ashas-dollhouse:

Ah, yeah that was her. It was the middle of winter and fucking freezing and she was wandering down the halls ass naked. I think she had a problem. But she was an alright dancer. Alright, Princess. I can live with that.

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She’s crazy Tyler. Was she like alright like me, or like Karma because let’s be honest here compared to Karma I’m basically Selena Gomez trying to dance. 

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ashas-dollhouse:

Um…Filipino? Oh he’s only half, he told me that. Um, so like, is someone mixed with two races a Stoner?

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NNoooo not exactly. A stoner is someone who’s always high. They smoke a lot, a lot. 

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ashas-dollhouse:

Eleven is late enough. What exactly are you doing. Does Leona know you’re high? Because I shoudl probably inform her. Tyler? I don’t know, probably. He comes back at like, four in the morning. I’ve no idea why your life is hard.

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Scotty no, don’t be like that. Leona doesn’t need to know everything. I’m leaving I’m going to go find Tyler because he’s the only one who loves me. 

ashas-dollhouse:

Well it might take three to five business days, in that case. What am I supposed to call you in the mean time? 

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Do you? Well good luck. You know I met a girl named Raquel in college who was always dancing and she wasn’t half as good as you are.

Harmony, or princess either one is fine by me. 

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Didn’t you tell me about some crazy girl named Raqeul who stood outside your room naked?

ashas-dollhouse:

Should I expect this over e-mail or are you going to fax it? How’ve you been, really? I haven’t seen you in a while.

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Oh no we’re going old school, I’m going to mail it to you. 

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I’m good, I have dance tryouts tomorrow, but I really don’t know why they’re making me try out again becuase I’ve made the team every year but whatever. 

ashas-dollhouse:

Oh what’s a stoner? Is that um, like, a nationality? Or a race?

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A stoner is… Jackson. More or less.

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ashas-dollhouse:

Ahem, excuse me, it’s 11 at night and I’d like it if you didn’t scream for the prostitute at the top of your little, little lungs.

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Oh hi Scotty. 11 isn’t even  that late and we haven’t even started school yet so shush. Shhuusshhh. Hey, hey, hey, where’s Tyler? Is he at work? He’s at work isn’t he? He’s aaallwwaayyssss working. 

Uggghhh why is my life so hard! 

ashas-dollhouse:

Are you saying the heart is comparable to a dick? I didn’t exactly call you sweet vagina. I don’t think that’s a good comparison but alright. Forgive me, lord have mercy on my soul should I ever call you a sweet anything ever again.

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Don’t correct me, it made more sense in my head. I’ll send you a list of approved pet names tomorrow. 

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