…He lied to me? Well that was rude! He an’t just lie to people that’s not nice. I’m going to go tell him he wasn’t being very nice.
Alright you go tell him Zena.
I just…I don’t know. I ain’t scared. I don’t do scared. Just was worried cause you cause me grief with this shit…and I’m glad you’re okay.
I’m okay but I’m really sleepy, I might go back to sleep but don’t leave okay?
Okay! No problem. Do you need anything? I don’t mind picking it up since I’m going anyway. I’ve never been to Fred Meyers at night! It’s kind of cool do they put different stuff out at night? Scotty says they do.
Nah I’m fine also Scotty’s definitely lying to you. They don’t change stuff out at night, they restock the shelves but that’s about it.
…Let me try again. I’m sorry that was a lot of words and I will try to be brief and I will get you tapioca pudding and say hello to you in the hallway.
Thanks but I don’t want pudding.
…Yo, if you sent them to the old apartment then Kingston prolly used them to snort his coke. Ay, it’s cool, least you thought of me. Can’t blame you, I’m pretty amazing.
Mhm yeah no, I’m making pancakes for me now because you got a big head and that’s not cute. I’m feeding your pancakes to Bear.
No, it ain’t stupid alright you were real fuckin’ hurt and I was real fuckin’ stressed about it so you need to…just…stay here. You were almost dead.
Oh I do too have that button! I’ll prove it I’ll be really short and sweet right now. But um, really, how can you be sweet and short? Cause isn’t being short kind of rude. Like, being short with someone is mean, isn’t it? I don’t want to be mean. Can I be medium length and sweet maybe? That could be a knew thing! I could stard a trend! Oh like the fancy people on TV, you know the one with her own TV show. I think her name is Kim Kardlian. I watched it with Mikey yesterday and he was very grumpy about it. Huh, what’s an airhead? Doesn’t that mean stupid? That’s what urban dictionary says. Oh! Enzo! I discovered urban dictionary. You know what your name says in there? It says you’re a strong leader and that you get a lot of pussy. So maybe you’re the crazy cat lady! But you aren’t bad at-….oh no. I wasn’t very short.